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Reddit asked, “What do you call your partner other than their name?” Some of the responses:
– “We both call each other Janet. Neither of our names are Janet.”
– “Farm Boy. And he calls me Buttercup.”
– “I call her Doc cause she got her doctorate recently.”
– “Ni!! (Short for honey) It’s typically shouted like in Monty Python.”
– “I am called hummingbird.”
– “He’s stupid, I’m stupid head.”
– “Babercakes.”
– “Bave. We usually fat finger the b and v in our phones so we just went with bave.”
– “Boog. Short for booger bean.”
– “My husband calls me sweetness. I don’t think I’ve heard my actual name from him more than five times in nine years.”
– “In our house we are allowed to call each other anything except our names because that means we’re mad.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What cute little nickname do you call your partner?