GOOGLE’S MOST POPULAR SEARCHES OF 2017

Google has released some lists of their most-searched-for things of 2017. Here are a few of them:

Calories:
1. Unicorn Frappucino calories
2. Grand Mac calories
3. Naked Chicken Chalupa calories
4. Mac Jr calories
5. Cascara Latte calories
6. Triple Double Crunchwrap calories
7. Coconut Milk Mocha Macchiato calories
8. Poke Bowl calories
9. Zima calories
10. McDonald’s Ice Cream Cone calories
* If you have to ask, maybe you ought to just have a salad.
* Were people asking how many calories, or were they asking “Where can I get me some of them Unicorn Frappucino calories?”
* Wait – when did Zima come back?

Recipes:
1. Beef stroganoff recipe
2. Apple Crisps recipe
3. Corn Casserole recipe
4. Brine Turkey recipe
5. Zucchini recipe
6. Chicken Parmesan recipe
7. Pork Chops recipe
8. Hard Boiled Egg recipe
9. Yams recipe
10. Hashbrown Casserole recipe
* Wait – did you say “hard boiled egg”?
* Corn Casserole? Please, you’re getting too gourmet on me!

How To:
1. How to make slime
2. How to make solar eclipse glasses
3. How to watch the solar eclipse
4. How to watch Mayweather vs. McGregor
5. How to buy Bitcoin
6. How to freeze your credit
7. How to solve a Rubik’s cube
8. How to make a fidget spinner
9. How to cook a turkey in the oven
10. How to screen record
* How to buy Bitcoin? Uh … you’re a little late.
* How to make a fidget spinner? You know they’re like, a dollar on eBay, right?

Musicians:
1. Linkin Park
2. Cardi B
3. Lil Pump
4. Joyner Lucas
5. Jason Aldean
6. Danielle Bregoli
7. Post Malone
8. Aaron Carter
9. Remy Ma
10. Montgomery Gentry
* Sorry, Weird Al.

Songs:
1. Despacito / Justin Bieber
2. Humble / Kendrick Lamar
3. Bad and Boujee / Migos
4. Look What You Made Me Do / Taylor Swift
5. Bodak Yellow / Cardi B
6. Gucci Gang / Lil Pump
7. Havana / Camilla Cabelo
8. Shape of You / Ed Sheeran
9. Mask Off / Future
10. Side to Side / Ariana Grande
* “Shape of You”? Please, not right in the middle of the holidays.
* I thought “Mask Off” was by Daft Punk?