THE CNN TRUMP VALENTINE’S DAY CARD GENERATOR

CNN has come up with a Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card generator, that creates Valentine messages in the manner of our new president. Here are some of the things you would find in a card from President Trump:
(site here: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/02/us/valentine-generator/)
– Let me just say, you’re going to be treated fairly by me.
– If we’re together, we will have so much winning that you may get bored with winning.
– I have great respect for you. The greatest.
– Nothing fake about this news: I love you!
– You’re a great person. And I’m very smart, probably the smartest. So you know I’m right.
– Many people are saying you’re the one for me.
– Life without you would be horrible. Horrible.
– I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of your Tinder profile.
– Tonight is gonna be YUGE.
* If this is CNN’s way of trying to repair their relationship with Trump, I don’t think it’s going to work.
* Seriously, how does he keep winning over all these hot women to marry?
* Oh, that’s right. The money.
* “Roses are red, Violets are blue, so I send out this tweet with my love for you.”
* “I show how I feel, I’m not a wussy, you knew that the first time, I grabbed you by the … ”
* They tried this with Obama, but his Valentines were over 200 words and took forever to load.
* I wonder what would happen if you entered Rosie O’Donnell’s name into the Donald Trump Valentine’s Day card generator?
* The machine would probably blow up.
* Not all Trump’s Valentine’s Day cards are nice. Here’s one: “You turned down my pass and called me a creep, well, you’re overrated, just like Meryl Streep.”
* “I wanted you so much, I wanted you bad, but you told me to get lost and I think that’s just sad.”