THE WORLD’S FIRST VEGAN MINI-MALL, WITH A VEGAN STRIP CLUB

The world’s first vegan mini-mall in Portland, Oregon. It’s called Rose City, and contains a vegan grocery store, a vegan bakery, a clothing store that sells pleather purses, a tattoo parlor that uses ink that does not contain any animal byproducts, and a vegan strip club, where animal-free food is served and the dancers aren’t allowed to don fur, leather, silk, or pearls.
* Now I’m hungry, and a little excited.
* The strippers work for tips. Asparagus tips.
* You can go to the grocery store and see some nice melons, go to the bakery and see some hot buns, and go to the strip club and see nice melons AND hot buns.
* It’s cute, but we really don’t need a gimmick to want to see naked women.
* Tattoo ink with no animal byproducts? You mean it normally does have them?
* Portland, Oregon is doing so well in the wacky news, that it’s been recognized by the state of Florida.
* So it’s still okay to pay women to degrade themselves as strippers, just as long as there are no animals involved. Interesting.
* I didn’t know being politically correct was so tricky.
* That Portlandia show doesn’t even have to make stuff up about Portland. It just happens on its own.