ANOTHER ORCA BOAT ATTACK

There was another orca attack on a boat. This one happened off the coast of northern Spain, far from the Strait of Gibraltar, where previous orca attacks have happened. Two sailors on a French yacht reported being attacked by killer whales at around 2pm Monday. They were rescued by the Spanish coastguard and safely taken to shore. Whale experts are advising sailors to turn off boat engines and lower their sails if orcas are spotted. They are also advised to turn off autopilot and echo sounders, and not to make loud noises.
* And don’t make eye contact. The whales think they are Jennifer Lopez.
* Moby-Dick gets all the attention, but Moby-Shamu is the real threat.
* Are they jealous because it’s Shark Week?
* They’ve fed — and this is true — they’ve fed orca calls into A.I and translated orca-speak and discovered that the problem is orcas hate being called killer whales. They want to be known as Sea Oreos.