MAN SHOT IN HEAD CRAWLS OUT OF GRAVE, GOES TO CONVENIENCE STORE

We’re not sure why this story is just coming to light now, but in July of last year, in the town of Jimboomba, Australia, 50km south of Brisbane, a man climbed from his own grave after he was shot in the head, and walked into a convenience store. The Australian man had been targeted by hitmen from a drug ring who are also believed to be responsible for two other deadly attacks. Store security camera footage from July 21 last year shows the would-be-murder-victim, 23, covered in the dirt from his own grave walking into a service station at Jimboomba at around 5am. He had a bullet lodged in his brain and severe facial injuries, but begged the staff not to call emergency services. He asked for a taxi. The man slumped over before he was taken to a hospital – against his wishes – where the bullet was removed from his brain.
* He needed a taxi like he needed a hole in the head.
* In Australia, I believe they call this a “Tuesday.”
* Isn’t this the plot of, like, a couple dozen movies?
* While he was waiting he asked for a Slurpee, and then went, “Ooo – brain freeze!”
* Boy, I’ll bet there’s a drug ring hitman getting a real talking to right about now.