BELLY DANCER ARRESTED FOR BEING SEDUCTIVE

A belly dancer has been arrested in Egypt for using “seductive techniques.” A woman who dances under the name of Linda Martino has more than two million followers on social media. On June 22, Egyptian authorities arrested her, accusing her of corrupting public morals with the provocative belly dancing on her Instagram account, in which she writhes around in revealing clothing and describes herself as “more than you can handle.” The Egyptian government says Martino “appeared in indecent clothing, deliberately exposing sensitive areas of the body, in blatant violation of social values.” She is expected to remain in jail for at least another two weeks.
* Wow. Talk about missing the point.
* Sadly, she was wrong about the “more than you can handle” part.
* Isn’t Egypt the country that invented belly dancing? It’s like arresting an American for cooking a burger and fries.
* Are they sure she’s dancing? My tummy makes the same gyrations after I’ve eaten falafel.
* Instagram? Time to switch to OnlyFans.