SCOTTISH MEDICAL CLINIC BEGS PEOPLE TO STOP BRINGING IN URINE SAMPLES

A medical clinic in Scotland is asking local residents to stop bringing in urine samples. The Saltoun Surgery in Aberdeenshire said they have been inundated with a “high volume” of unsolicited urine samples, often in non-medical household containers instead of sterile sample containers. And they are not alone – one doctor speaking anonymously to The Times of London said many clinics have had to put up signs asking patients not to bring unsolicited urine samples. He said the culprits are often older patients seeking to be tested for urinary tract infections.
* Time to airlift in some cranberry juice.
* Are you telling me Scotland is have a bit of a wee problem? (You can really sell this line if you can do a Scottish accent!)
* Sounds like the docs at the clinic are P.O.’d.
* Maybe it’s some kind of weird TikTok challenge.
* “Hey – this is just a cup of Mountain Dew!”