WOMAN INJURED IN DOLPHIN SWIM

A Tennessee woman was hurt in a freak accident while swimming with dolphins in Jamaica. Cierra Stockard was swimming with the gentle sea creatures – the puppy dogs of the sea! – during spring break when one of the animals lifted her into the air — and she came down on the dolphin’s dorsal fin. She said, “It just felt like I got into a car accident. I was just in so much pain.” Stockard, who has sickle cell anemia, underwent emergency surgery and two blood transfusions. She is remaining in Jamaica with family and it is uncertain how and when she can go home.
* Flipper flipped’r.
* Jerks of the sea, more like.
* Especially when the other dolphins started making that laughing sound at her.
* She must have mistakenly signed up for dolphin wrestling, not dolphin swimming.
* Well, it’s a nice break from the shark attack stories. Or maybe not.