MAN PAINTS HIS DOG LIKE A TIGER TO SCARE OFF DEBT COLLECTORS

In Kasoa, Ghana, a man is in trouble for painting his dog to look like a tiger in an attempt to scare off bill collectors. Kofi Yakubu borrowed money from several micro finance companies over the last few years, but has refused to pay back the loans. Whenever collectors come to his house, they are met with the tiger dog – he’s orange with black stripes. Meanwhile, no one has been able to find Mr. Yakubu; he has gone into hiding.
* Maybe he painted himself to look like a cat, or a piece of furniture.
* Is Ghana, like, #1 in nearsightedness or something?
* “Don’t go debt collecting Kofi Yakubu’s house. He has a tiger that humps your leg.”
* MAYBE it COULD have worked if the dog wasn’t a Chihuahua.
* Jeeze, Ghanians, get it together. You can’t tell a dog from a tiger? They must have a lousy zoo over there. (A real Shih Tzu, as the old joke goes!)