ROYAL WEDDING: SOMEONE’S SPRAY-PAINTING “FORK” ALONG THE ROUTE

Ahead of the upcoming royal wedding, British police want to find the person or persons who’ve been spray-painting the word “fork” around Windsor, England. So far, 150 forks have been spotted. The word has been spray-painted along the route that the royal couple’s coach will take on their wedding day, as well as on signs for the castle. Fork has been spotted on walls, fences, houses, roadside electrical boxes, even vans parked along the route. No one can say exactly what exactly the tagger is trying to say by their constant spray painting of the word fork.
* There should be more forks in the road?
* Banksy, is this you?
* Maybe it’s for all the people who give a fork about the wedding.
* Stupid mystery “fork” graffiti? I don’t have tine for this.
* In fact, stick a fork in this story. It’s done.