DOCTORS REMOVE 100 FISH BONES FROM MAN’S RECTUM

Chinese doctors have removed more than 100 fish bones from a man’s rectum after he feasted on fish. The 60+ year-old man from Sichuan Province had eaten two servings of boiled carp – bones and all, thinking he would pass them. However, he ended up seeking medical attention after complaining of acute pain while defecating. A CT scan showed tight clusters of fish bones stuck in his rectum. In the two-hour procedure, doctors worked to pull around 100 of the needle-like bones from the man’s anus. “A patient with this many fish bones was a first for us,” said Doctor Huang Zhiyin. “The most we’ve had to remove was around 10 or so.”
* Are they keeping score?
* Boy, did HE get boned in the butt!
* I thought fish was supposed to be good for you?
* They call this condition “Carp’s Revenge”.
* Next time, stick to crappies.