PRISONER WHO “INSERTED” DRUGS INTO HIS BODY ON TOILET STRIKE

In Essex, England, a suspected drug dealer thought to have concealed illicit substances inside his body has begun the 20th day of a self-imposed toilet strike. Police arrested the 24-year-old man in Harlow on January 17th. The suspected gang member is believed to have inserted a batch of drugs into his you-know-what. The man is being kept on constant watch waiting for the evidence to, uh, present itself. A police spokeswoman said the longest a suspect had ever gone without using a toilet was believed to be 23 days.
* Get out!
* Who’s the lucky guard who gets to pull that duty? So to speak.
* Have they tried merciless tickling?
* I think it’s the 21st day when you start developing severe crankiness.
* Why are they waiting? Slip him some of that stuff they give you before a colonoscopy; the case’ll be wrapped up by supper.