SPACE WEED DESTROYED IN CRASH

Elon Musk’s SpaceX launched a rocket on Monday morning. Besides another batch of Starlink satellites, the rocket carried a capsule loaded with science experiments, as well as human remains. One of the experiments was a biological incubator – a plant terrarium – and one of the plants was cannabis. The plan was to study how the pot plant grew in space, man, assessing the impact of radiation on a growing cannabis plant. The capsule completed two orbits around Earth, and then initiated its return to Earth. However, the parachute system failed, resulting in the space capsule crashing into the Pacific Ocean and dispersing its contents at sea. The cannabis is missing and believed to be unrecoverable. Oh – and so are the human remains.
* Musk said it was a buzzkill that really harshed his mellow.
* Talk about sky-high.
* Radiated space marijuana falls into the sea. Don’t they know this is how you get Ganjazilla?
* I bet the pot never made it onto the capsule, if you know what I mean. This explains all the SpaceX rocket disasters.