COOL PARENTS HIRE TAIWANESE POLE DANCERS FOR SON’S HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

A couple in Taiwan have sparked controversy by hiring two pole dancers to perform outside their son’s high school to celebrate his graduation. Just after last month’s graduation ceremony concluded and students were exiting the building, they encountered two female dancers wearing shorts and crop-tops. The boy was invited to stand between the ladies. He was visibly embarrassed during the minutes-long show. The dancers then climbed onto the roofs of two sport utility vehicles, where separate poles were installed, and continued their performance. The boy’s mother told the media that she had choreographed the dancers herself. She said she wanted her son to “stand out” among various graduation activities.
* Well, a pole dance is one way to get a young lad to “stand out.”
* Well, heck, at least they weren’t giving LAP dances.
* Then the family piled into the car to take the son to the Taiwan Hooters.
* Jeeze, I got a lousy fountain pen for graduation, which I never used and promptly lost.