DRUNK DRIVER FALLS ASLEEP ON POLICE CAR

A Fresno, California, man was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence after he crashed through a brick wall and ended up in a backyard. The driver was not hurt, but California Highway Patrol officers say he was so intoxicated that he fell asleep on the hood of their patrol car, making a field sobriety test unnecessary. He was arrested for DUI.
* “Sir, do you know how fast you were snoring?”
* “I need to see your license and blanky.”
* The weird part? Falling asleep on a police car after a DUI car crash should be a real wake-up call.
* This story is a literal snooze.