MONTANA MAN ROBS BANK OF ONE DOLLAR

Last Wednesday afternoon, a man walked into a bank in Three Forks, Montana, and stated: “I’m declaring this a bank robbery.” He demanded that the teller give him one dollar. He then walked away from the teller, put the dollar bill on another countertop in the lobby, and asked the teller to call the police and tell them it was a bank robbery. He then sat on the steps in front of the bank until law enforcement arrived. Mark Gilbert, 59, is currently being held at the Gallatin County Detention Center and appeared in court Thursday morning.
* Another slacker looking for a free ride.
* Maybe it was just a test run.
* Some people, when they dream, they dream big. Then there’s this guy.
* And he didn’t even take one of those Dum-Dum lollipops at the teller’s window. Now THAT’S self control.
* The kicker is, it took the bank of Three Forks, Montana, 20 minutes to find a dollar to give him.