JUDGE SCOLDS DEFENDANT WEARING “WORLD’S BEST FARTER” T-SHIRT

A Texas judge scolded a man who brazenly wore a t-shirt that said “World’s Best Farter” to his felony court appearance. The word “farter” was scribbled out and underneath it said ‘father.’ Judge Raquel West’s comment to defendant Sammy Morris was, “What made you think that was a good shirt to wear to court this morning?” Mr. Morris mumbled that it was the only one he could find to wear. She told him, “You’re in felony court. You need to dress appropriately for felony court, and that’s not appropriate,” she said. It’s unclear for what felony charge Morris was appearing in court.
* It was a Crime of Fashion, obviously.
* “Sir, your choice in courtroom apparel stinks.”
* Something under the statute of Gaseous Corpus.
* Disturbing the Peace? Breaking the Noise Ordinance? Violating the Clean Air Act?
* Just his luck to get the ONE JUDGE without a sense of humor.
* Just to be safe, she ordered the bailiff to crack a window.