MAN MARRIED WITHOUT KNOWING IT

Beverly Hills Police are looking into a bizarre case where a wedding was held without the groom present and without his knowledge. Police were contacted by a 42-year-old man last Friday, who said that he found a package from his ex-girlfriend at his home which included a copy of a marriage certificate – showing he was married. The man had been in a relationship with the woman, and they got a marriage license back on June 2, but broke up before a wedding took place. However, the woman somehow convinced a pastor to certify the marriage without the groom being present. The woman then went to the County Clerk’s Office and filed the certificate. Investigators spoke with the reverend who signed the document showing that they were unified. He admitted that the groom was not present at the wedding. The woman, 36-year-old Kristin Marie Spearman, was arrested on felony stalking charges. She is currently in jail.
* …where she has taken several prison brides.
* Who’s the mystery guy? Steelers quarterback Aaron Rodgers? [He came to football camp saying he was married; his family had no idea, there is no record of marriage on file.]
* It’s worse than identity theft – it’s bachelorhood theft!
* Why does this sound like the plot of a Seth Rogen movie?