NUDIST ADMITS TO KILLING NEIGHBORS OVER A HOT DOG

A man who killed his neighbors at a Redlands, California, nudist resort last August reportedly did so over a hot dog. Michael Sparks, 62, allegedly killed his neighbors Daniel Menard, 79, and Stephanie Menard, 73, in August 2024. Human remains were found under Sparks’ home at the Olive Dell Ranch Nudist Resort. Sparks and the Menards did not get along, but in a court hearing on Monday, it came out that the final straw was a hot dog. A fellow inmate at the West Valley Detention Center reported to authorities that Sparks admitted to the killings and disclosed that he brutally beat the couple with a rake, a hoe and a hammer. The incident started over a hot dog that Daniel Menard had purchased for Mr. Sparks. According to the inmate, “Mr. Sparks felt that the hot dog was a jab at him, making him feel like he was worth only a dollar hot dog, and that’s what set him off that day.”
* Taking a guess here, but I don’t think that’s what the hot dog meant.
* Was he expecting his neighbor to bring him a kielbasa?
* Should have brought a pizza.
* If only the neighbors had brought some nice buns, it might have evened out.
* I know hot dogs are bad for you, but this is nuts.
* Anyway, those are the bare facts of the case.