CRAB SPILL ON THE HIGHWAY

A vehicle crash involving a van hauling barrels of blue crabs temporarily closed Interstate 64 in Virginia early Thursday morning after the crustacean critters were scattered all over the highway. Images shared by deputies at around 2:38 a.m. show a van on its side with crabs crawling around its open doors, the pavement and the bushel basket inside which had been knocked around. The interstate was closed for about an hour during cleanup.
* Took ’em that long to get the melted butter delivered.
* Did the crabs go on the lam?
* If the crabs were blue before, now they’re totally depressed.
* And the workers cleaning ’em up at 3 a.m. were pretty crabby.
* When transporting blue crabs, always stay behind the front car a pace. (That’s a joke for all the crabbers out there.)