MAN RELEASES RACCOON INTO BUSINESS

In Murray, Kentucky, police responded to a report of a raccoon being released into a business last Friday evening. Police said the suspect, Jonathan Mason, 40, tossed the animal into the store – from which he had been banned – and drove off. The raccoon reportedly bit someone inside the business. Mason was later pulled over and refused to cooperate with officers by not exiting his vehicle. He was removed from the car and arrested on charges of second-degree assault, third-degree criminal trespassing, resisting arrest and failure to maintain required car insurance. Mason has a history with animals: back in December, he was arrested for public intoxication and attempting to evade police officers on a mule.
* And yet, the President REFUSES to send the National Guard into Murray, Kentucky!
* Has anybody checked the local petting zoo for missing critters?
* Did they arrest the raccoon for being bitey?
* I bet that town has one busy SPCA.