AUDIO: CAT CAUGHT SMUGGLING CONTRABAND TO BRAZILIAN PRISONERS
In Arapiraca, in eastern Brazil, a cat was caught smuggling contraband into a prison. The feline was discovered last December with an impressive array of items taped to its body. Guards spotted something unusual about a white cat casually strolling through the prison gates. Upon closer inspection, they discovered tape wrapped around the animal’s body. The cat was carrying a saw, multiple drills, and a complete mobile phone setup with a charger, earpiece, memory card, and batteries.
* “Hey, look what the cat dragged in!”
* It’s like a reverse cat burglar.
* As if the guards wouldn’t have heard anything when they ripped the tape off the cat. (see clip below)
CLIP: Ripping tape off a cat. No cats were harmed in the making of this audio clip.
* That cat has been handed a death sentence. Nine death sentences.
