BEAR BREAKS INTO NURSING HOME

In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a black bear broke into St. Andrew’s Village nursing home last Tuesday night. It busted through a window and started walking the hallways. The bear was inside for about 15 minutes, and even went into some residential rooms — getting nose-to-nose with one of them in bed. One resident wanted to feed it a sandwich, but the nurse on duty told her no. Employees used a walker to poke the bear toward the door. They also used Rice Krispies Treats to lure the bear out of the building.
* Although they prefer Honey Bunches of Oats.
* The bear had heard the nursing home serves a good bowl of porridge.
* Good thing the Krispie treats worked, but the next plan was to use Old Man Jenkins.
* Afterwards, about half the residents crossed “see a live bear in the wild” off their bucket lists.
* “Can I have my walker back now?”