MAN DRIVES 132 MPH, LATE FOR JOB INTERVIEW

A 19-year-old man was arrested last Wednesday after a Connecticut State Police trooper observed him driving at 132 mph. The trooper saw the Mercedes-Benz E300 traveling at excessive speed on I-91 south, but the driver accelerated away, and the trooper stopped the pursuit. Troopers tracked down the driver, who admitted he had been driving and said he didn’t stop because he was late for a job interview. He now faces multiple charges.
* And they say no one wants to work anymore.
* He needs to look for a job that’s closer to his house.
* Employer, hire that man! Unless he was interviewing to be a school bus driver.
* I didn’t think Connecticut was big enough to get up to 132 mph in.