WIND CAUSES CRUISE PASSENGER TO FALL IN WATER

A passenger aboard a Norwegian Cruise Line ship fell into the water because of strong winds. The cruise ship Norwegian Epic was docked in Sicily when a gust of wind blew the ship away from the dock. The gangway pulled away from the bollard, and a lady who was disembarking went into the drink. Crew members, along with the woman’s husband, were able to immediately rescue her from the water. The unnamed woman sustained minor injuries and was transported to a local hospital for examination.
* Cruise. Rhymes with “sues.”
* Time to put up a “Mind the Gap” sign.
* Isn’t that why they feed cruise passengers so much food? For ballast?
* It’s bad enough that these cruise ships have to look out for pirates, but now they have you walking the plank?