ROLLERBLADING ROBBER

Police in Abington, Pennsylvania, are looking for the man who robbed a gas station and got away on rollerblades. Last May 25, a rollerblading man entered the store, flashed a handgun and a knife in the front of his waistband, demanded all the money from the register, and threatened to shoot the employee. The suspect was last seen skating south on Old York Rd. with the money from the register.
* That’s just how some people roll.
* He’s not worried about being caught and charged – he figures he’ll skate.
* I hope he’s saving up to buy a getaway car.
* He was probably heading for Xanadu.
* I’m shocked – people buy gas with cash???