MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DANCES NAKED IN BUSINESS CLASS

A male British Airways flight attendant began dancing naked in business class on a flight from San Francisco to London last Tuesday following a drug binge in the plane’s lavatory. Shortly after takeoff, passengers and crew noticed the cabin crew member seeming agitated and distracted. He allegedly began using cocaine openly in a bathroom on the aircraft. He then returned to the business class cabin and stripped naked and performed what was described by witnesses as a “wild, drug-induced dance.” Other flight attendants intervened and managed to isolate him from passengers until the aircraft landed at Heathrow. (* It’s a 10-hour flight!) Police took the flight attendant into custody on charges of drug possession, public indecency, and disorderly conduct.
* …and for not reporting all those singles in his socks as tips.
* Boy, the seat-belt demonstration speech has really changed since the last time I flew.
* Cocaine BARE.
* No one was ready for takeoff.
* If that’s British Airways business class, imagine what they get up in first class.