WEIRD THOUGHTS THAT STICK WITH YOU

Reddit asked, “What’s the dumbest, most random thing you heard once that somehow stuck with you forever?” Some of the responses:
– “A bridge is just a really brave street.”
– “Cauliflower is the ghost of broccoli.”
– “I had a coworker tell me that she could only drink Dr Pepper because she was allergic to water.”
– “An old CEO told me in our first meeting he wanted the business to be “sexy vanilla”. 12 years later I still laugh at the stupidity of that comment.”
– “My mouth tastes like teeth.”
– “I once heard ducks have regional accents.”
– “What kind of fish are tater tots made out of?”
– “A phone call at the library, where a guy was arguing with his gf. He says, ‘Baby! Of course I still love Sharknado!'”
– “Overheard a a man telling his child that you have to eat Doritos during the Super Bowl because that’s the rule.”
– “Is is what is is.” (not a typo)
– “Why do I always get stuck behind the slow people?”
– “Live and learn, die and forget it all.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Did someone ever say something strange that stuck with you?