AIR FLIGHT DIVERTED OVER CLOGGED TOILETS

An Air India flight from Toronto to Delhi, India, was diverted to Frankfurt, Germany for around six hours last Saturday because at least five of the twelve bathrooms were clogged. The airline, in a statement, attributed it to a “technical issue” with the Boeing (* There’s that word again!) the Boeing 777 aircraft. It was reportedly the second such incident in less than two months on a flight operated by the airline.
* Good lord, what was the in-flight snack? Burrito Grandes?
* Too cheap to keep a plunger in the potty?
* A technical issue? Try buckets – no moving parts!
* They never go with my suggestion of unclogging airplane toilets by going into a steep dive and then pulling up just as the flight attendants flush.
* Of course the other method of unclogging airplane toilets is to fly the plane upside down, like Denzel Washington did in that movie.