IT’S NOT AS ROMANTIC AS IT SEEMS

Reddit asked, “What’s not as romantic as people think it is?” Some of the responses:
– “Randomly kissing someone in the middle of a fight.”
– “Sharing earbuds. Movies make it look cute, but in real life it’s uncomfortable, awkward, and someone’s always getting yanked when they move.”
– “Valentine’s Day.”
– “Couples massage.”
– “Romeo and Juliet. They had a total of like 45 minutes of face time at the most, and a high body count.”
– “Standing in the rain. Looks cute in movies but in real life you’re wet, cold, and lowkey annoyed.”
– “Cooking together. I hate anyone being in the kitchen with me while I’m cooking, especially my partner.”
– “Surprise car gifts. Who wants to be surprised with a car with a huge monthly payment?”
– “Someone spoon-feeding you a bite of food. I’m not a baby.”
– “Singing to someone. It’s mostly awkward.”
– “Being proposed to at Disney in front of the castle.”
– “Talking face to face in the morning.”
– “Moonlight walk along a deserted beach. SAND CRABS ARE EVERYWHERE!!”
– “Paris. It smells and it’s full of angry people.”
– “Rose petals stain bedding.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got anything to add to the list? Have you ever experienced any of these things? Was it romantic?