TIME MAGAZINE’S MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2025

Time magazine, which hasn’t been influential in 35 years, has just come out with their “100 Most Influential People of 2025” list. Here are just some of the people who are controlling your life, whether you like it or not:
Ed Sheeran, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Dae Kim, Kristen Bell, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones, Diego Luna, Nicole Scherzinger, Kristen Wiig, Danielle Deadwyler, Hosier, Demi Moore, Adrien Brody, David Muir, Serena Williams, Blake Lively, Lorne Michaels, Joe Rogan, Snoop Dogg, Nikki Glaser.
* Hold on – I’m really fixating on how Hosier got in there.
* In all honesty, I would do anything Scarlett Johansson tells me to do. Kill Ed Sheeran? I’ll do it.
* It’s not so much a list of influencers as it is a collection of “weren’t they in the news last week for something?”
* It’s an okay magazine front-cover marketing gimmick, but it doesn’t hold a candle to People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.

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What did the octopus say to the bagpipes?

posted March 19

“Nice pajamas.”

A woman lived with her daughter and son-in-law.

posted March 18

One day she came home to find her son-in-law packing a suitcase. He says, “I’m leaving, it’s the end of our marriage. I texted my wife to say I’d be home early, and when I got here I found her in bed with another man.” The mother-in-law said, “No, my daughter would never do that, there must be a simple explanation, I’ll go and talk to her.” After a while, the mother-in-law comes back and says, “There, I told you there was a simple explanation. She never got your text.”

Why wouldn’t the nearsighted vampire buy glasses?

posted March 17

He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.

Guy staggers into a bar.

posted March 16

Bartender says, “You look beat.” Guy says, “I just walked five mile, climbed two trees, waded across a creek, almost stepped on a rattlesnake and outran a bear.” Bartender says, “You must be quite the outdoorsman.” Guy says, “No, I’m just a lousy golfer.”

A guy goes up to his boss after an ethics training seminar.

posted March 13

He says, “Boss, that ethics training has me feeling bad about us doing product testing on animals. His boss says, “Look, animal testing is an accepted practice, many shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers test their products on animals.” Guy says, “Yeah, but we make hammers.”