ACTUALLY, I WOULD WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY

Reddit asked, “What is something you WOULD wish on your worst enemy?” Some of the responses:
– “That their socks are always a little damp.”
– “Stubbing your little toe every morning.”
– “Their sneeze always going away before the ‘-choo.'”
– “Constantly feeling like there’s a hair in your mouth when there isn’t one.”
– “All their garbage bags break while carrying them to the trash.”
– “Every time they try to open a drawer, there’s a spatula getting stuck and jamming it. Even if its not a utensil drawer, there will always be a spatula that they have to unjam.”
– “The fleas of a thousand camels to infest their armpits.”
– “I wish they would bang their shins on a trailer hitch every day.”
– “To be forgotten by all who met them.”
* PHONE TOPIC: What curse would you wish upon your worst enemy?