CHINESE WOMAN SHOCKS FIANCÉ FOR THREE HOURS TO SIMULATE CHILDBIRTH

A Chinese woman subjected her fiancé to three hours of electric shocks to the stomach to simulate the pain of childbirth. It was part of her “pre-marriage test.” The woman’s mother and sister suggested that she make her fiancé experience the “pain of childbirth” before getting married to ensure that he would be more considerate of his wife. Using an electrical stimulation device designed specifically to simulate the pain of childbirth, the woman said she slowly increased intensity of the electrical current for the first 90 minutes, and then cranked up the power to maximum for another 90 minutes. Because of the shocks, the man developed intestine necrosis, which is reduced blood flow, and had to undergo emergency surgery. He also called off the wedding.
* Which is NOT shocking.
* On the other hand, the woman has been offered a job with the Iranian Secret Police.
* Dude, please – did you not have a safe word?
* And lady, please – it’s called an epidural.
* Some men like a take-charge gal.
* Guess what kind of shoes she wears? Zappos!