WHAT IS CHEATING THESE DAYS?

What, in today’s modern relationships, is considered cheating on your partner? According to a survey of 2,000 sexually active adults commissioned by LELO, a Swedish maker of sex toys and massage products, here’s where things stand:
– Americans considering behaviors like “harmless flirting,” chatting with an ex, and watching adult videos as forms of cheating.
– A third (37%) of respondents said they would directly confront their partner if they noticed them hiding their phone password.
– Nearly half (49%) of respondents would confront their partner about keeping pictures of an ex on their phone or social media accounts.
– 62% would confront their partner about maintaining text conversations with an ex.
– Only 32% would feel jealous if their partner was dancing with someone else. Likewise, only 31% would feel upset if someone bought them a drink. (* More drink money for me!)
– More than half (53%) of those surveyed confessed they’ve either been dishonest or avoided discussing something that secretly bothered them with a partner.
* Bring these numbers up at dinner tonight with your spouse.
* What would the results of this survey be in, say, Las Vegas?
* I think, when you look at the data here, what it all comes down to is this: Buy LELO massage oil.
* There’s also a couple of good arguments in there for having a burner phone.
* PHONE TOPIC: Are you secretly keeping in touch with an ex? Why? Is it romantic, business, or something else?