CHINESE STUDENT SETS DORM ON FIRE WITH INFLATABLE SEX DOLL

A student in China set his dorm on fire when he burned an inflatable doll in panic when his roommate returned early. It happened at Hefei University of Technology (* Home of the Fightin’ Gigabyters!). The unnamed student was using an inflatable doll in his dormitory when his roommate returned. Initially, he tried to burn the doll in the dormitory hallway, but the fire quickly spread, triggering the campus fire alarm. The fire was quickly extinguished. The college issued a stern statement, advising students to not use flames to deal with silicone items.
* How about advising them to get locks for their doors?
* When I first saw the headline, I thought it was going to be a story about friction.
* This is like the old joke about smoking after sex. (“I don’t know, I never checked” or “No, I don’t go that fast”)
* At least it wasn’t blown up with hydrogen. Oh, the humanity!!!
* For a college based on science, the boys and girls must not have any chemistry.