NATIONAL POO MUSEUM GOING ON TOUR

The National Poo Museum, located on the Isle of Wight in the UK, has announced it will not open this year so it can go on tour. The museum displays feces gathered from around the world. A specially-built drying machine is used to prepare specimens, from animals such as elks and lions as well as a human baby, for display in illuminated resin spheres. Museum director Daniel Roberts said with the tiny museum marking its 10th anniversary this year “it was time to hit the road.” The museum has yet to announce tour dates and venues.
* Believe it or not, it’s the number two attraction on the Isle of Wight.
* Even though it’s a really crappy museum.
* Providing for safe transport of the specimens is a going concern for the poo museum.
* They haven’t officially announced tour dates, but I hear it’s opening for the 2025 Oasis reunion tour.
* Sorry, but trying to make this museum sound exciting is like trying to polish a turd.