BROTHER WANTED TO SPLIT DAD’S BODY FOR SEPARATE CREMATIONS

In Lidhorataal, India, a man got into an unusual argument with his brother over their father’s funeral. The older brother, who had been drinking, insisted that their father’s body be split in two so each could carry out a separate cremation. Police were called, and it took several hours of negotiations and persuasion by the authorities to get the older brother to leave so that the younger brother could carry on with the cremation, which was his father’s request.
* Maybe the men were half-brothers?
* Ironically, the father’s last words were, “I’m gonna split now. Ayuggghhhhhhh…”
* Still, the older brother left feeling he got burned.
* Which way would they split it? Left and right? Top and bottom? Spiral cut, like a ham? Cut it up and weigh the parts until they balance out?
* What a gross idea! The better way would be to cremate all of him … halfway. Then take him to the second place for the rest.