UNDERWEAR: A SURVEY

A new survey of 2,000 Americans by the Hanes underwear company has some interesting findings:
– The average American maintains just four “good” pairs of underwear in their rotation, while women typically have three “good” bras. (* What – nobody wanted to ask for underwear for Christmas?)
– On average, people keep their underwear for three years. 10% use it for six years or more.
– Bras have an average lifespan of four years. 8% of women report wearing bras that have survived a decade or more.
– 60% of Gen Z and 57% of millennials carry around “in case of emergency” underwear.
* Yet I walk around the mall asking people about their underwear and they order me to leave.
* If you carry around emergency underwear, maybe you should use the bathroom before you leave the house.
* Not a lot of results. It must have been a brief survey.
* When I’m on the air, I call my underwear the Disc Jockeys.