THE PLOT TO VOODOO ZAMBIA’S PRESIDENT

Two men have been arrested for allegedly plotting to harm Zambia’s President Hakainde Hichilema using witchcraft. The two were allegedly hired by the younger brother of a fugitive Zambian lawmaker named Jay Banda. Banda is wanted for aggravated robbery. But back to the voodoo: The two suspects were found in possession of assorted charms, including a live chameleon, and are alleged to be practicing witchdoctors. Their mission, according to police, was “to use charms to harm President Hichilema.” The men face charges of practicing witchcraft, possession of charms and cruelty to animals.
* In a statement about the failed witchcraft, President Hichilema said, “Buck buck bu-cawk!”
* After everything going on in America, it’s nice to see a country with normal politics.
* What kind of charms were these? Pink hearts? Yellow moons? Orange stars? Green clovers?
* Now the two men are going to jail for a spell.