THE MOST DANGEROUS CHRISTMAS SONG WHEN DRIVING: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

“Experts” are “warning” against listening in the car to Christmas music with a high rate of beats per minute because it could lead to an accident. A study from the South China University Of Technology finds songs with a BPM greater than 120 encourages dangerous driving habits, because the fast beats make you speed up or some such nonsense. Couple this with a warning from Max Coupland, CEO of Insuranceopedia, who says, “As the holiday season approaches, it’s important to recognize how music influences our driving habits. While festive tunes bring joy, some high-energy or distracting songs can impact our focus on the road.” Here, without any documentation or factual basis, are the Top 10 Most Dangerous Christmas Songs To Drive To This Holiday Season:
1. Frosty The Snowman
2. All I Want For Christmas Is You
3. Feliz Navidad
4. Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town
5. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
6. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
7. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
8. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
9. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
10. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
* And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason you don’t assign Artificial Intelligence to write a news article.
* Sorry, I can’t take anything seriously that comes from a company called “Insuranceopedia.”
* I have to assume they’re talking about the speed metal version of “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas.”
* The real danger is taking your eyes off the road as you go scrambling for the volume knob to turn it off.