THE WEIRDEST THING A HOUSE GUEST EVER DID

Thanksgiving is on the horizon. Family, friends and strangers show up at your house and annoy you. Reddit asked, ” “What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?” Some of the responses:
– “They went through my garbage and then lectured me on it.”
– “Walked out into the living room at around 2 AM, and there was my friend’s girlfriend sitting on the carpet right in front of the TV with her foot in her mouth biting her toenails.”
– Childhood friend contacted me out of the blue and said she would be in the area and would love to see me. We took her out to a meal at a three star Michelin restaurant. She spent the night in our guest bedroom and left the next day. Went to clean the room, she had drawn a picture of her face and with a sharpie on the white lampshade next to her bed.”
– “My girlfriend’s friend’s visiting boyfriend moved a vase in our living room — which instantly improved the feng shui of our space. I was so impressed and joked that he could move stuff anytime. 3 a.m.,I wake up to go to the bathroom. All thelights are on, the entire living space is in disarray. He was rearranging our whole apartment.”
– “A special foreign guest with limited English at my parents’ for a formal dinner. They asked him if he would like to wash up before dinner. He looked puzzled, and soon we heard the shower running.”
– “I had someone dog sit for me and they completed a 1000 piece puzzle I was working on.”
– “One guest went into my backyard, went up to the plum tree and started picking several off the tree and just dropping them on the ground. When caught, he said that you need to pick every other one off so they can have room to grow”
– “Drank from kitchen faucet while on the counter in a cat costume. Lap, lap, lap…”
PHONE TOPIC: What’s the weirdest thing a house guest ever did? (You’ll want to add “No bathroom stories!)