AWFUL AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC BREAK DANCER RETIRES

Rachael Gunn, the Australian break dancer who went viral for her bizarre performance at the 2024 Olympic Games – she’s the one who did the dance like a kangaroo – has announced that her professional break dancing career is over. “Raygun,” as they call her in the break dancing biz, said that while she still breaks, she’s not going to compete anymore. On Australia’s 2DayFM “The Jimmy and Nath Show” on Wednesday, 37-year-old Gunn said she only breaks at home with her partner as it has become “really difficult” for her to do now. She blamed the negative perception of her on the internet and the unexpected level of publicity it led to as reasons behind her decision to stop competing.
* There will be no Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo Down Under.
* Ah, well. Break dancing’s loss is… well, I don’t know whose gain it could be. TikTok? No more of her dumb videos?
* At least she retired at the top of her game. Which is kinda sad, because she sucked.
* And who break dances at home with their partner? “Hey, honey – you up for a little break dancing? A little poppin’? A little spin? A little rug burn?”