DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “If You’re Not Using Vodka In Your Pie Crust, What Are You Doing?”
2. “Navy Developing Flying ‘Rubber Octopus’ To Thwart Terror Attack”
3. “Dung Beetles Inspire Next Generation Of Navigation Systems”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Dark Side Of The Houseplant Boom”