BODY FALLS OUT OF HEARSE ONTO ROAD

A funeral home in Poland issued an unusual apology on Saturday after a corpse that it was transporting fell out of a hearse and into traffic. A man was driving down a street Friday in the city of Stalowa Wola when a sheet blew onto his car window. When the sheet slid down, he saw a body lying on a crosswalk in the road. The company transporting the corpse, Hades Funeral Services, issued a statement Saturday taking responsibility for the incident and blaming a failure of the electric tailgate lock in the hearse. The company said, “An unfortunate event occurred which does not reflect the high standards of our company,”
* “Also, If anyone has seen our sheet, we’d really like it back.”
* Couldn’t they at least have strapped the body gown with bungee cords?
* Hades Funeral Service? A hell of an undertaker.
* “When your loved one passes, send them to Hades.”
* What happens when a corpse falls out of a hearse? Remains to be seen.