THE BRO CODE TEST

There’s a new thing going around TikTok known as the Bro Code test. Several objects are placed on a table, and a man is asked to pick them up one at a time. The test to see if he does the standard masculine thing with the object. For example, if the objects are a power drill, an open bag of bread, a pair of tongs, a baseball and a tape measure, the male will:
– Pick up the power drill and squeeze the trigger, making sure it works;
– Grab the bread bag by the open end and spin the hanging loaf, twisting the bag so you can get the plastic clip on;
– Pick up the tongs and click them twice;
– Toss the baseball in the air and catch it;
– Pull the tape out of the tape measure and let it zip back in.
* You could vary objects. Put out one of his t-shirts, see if he picks it up and smells the armpit. Put out a hammer, see if he tosses it with a spin, like a juggler. Put out his laptop, see if the first thing he does is delete his search history.
* If it doesn’t work, what does that mean? Low T? Gender identity confusion?
* The first thing I would do is ask “Am I getting paid for this?”
* You can use the same objects for the Gal Code Test. Place all those things on a table, and if the woman says, “Hey, who left all this crap here!” she passes the test.
* PHONE TOPIC: Can you think of something that would be useful for the Bro Code Test?