FINLAND ZOO RETURNS DEFECTIVE CHINESE PANDAS

The Ähtäri Zoo in Finland has decided to return its two resident giant pandas to China. The zoo’s reasons are a decline in tourist numbers, the cost of keeping them, and the fact that the two have not produced any baby pandas. The male panda Pyry, and the female panda Lumi, came to Ähtäri Zoo in 2018. The zoo tried several times to get the pandas to breed, without success.
* No bork-bork-borking, no free rent, pal.
* Have they tried showing them episodes of “Love Island”?
* “If the panda enclosure’s rockin’, don’t come a- oh never mind. It’s NEVER rockin’.”
* Face it: pandas are like when your brother-in-law and his wife come to visit for a few days and won’t leave.
* If anyone in Finland wants to buy a warehouse full of bamboo, I know where you can get a good deal.