DIVORCE: THE PERFUME

The daughter of the ruler of Dubai, who announced her divorce in a brutal social media post, is releasing a perfume brand titled ‘Divorce.’ Sheikha Mahra, one of the 26 children of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid, married Sheikh Mana bin Mohammed in April 2023, and welcomed a baby two months ago. But then she posted a message on her Instagram: “Dear Husband, as you are occupied with other companions, I hereby declare our divorce. I divorce you, I divorce you and I divorce you. Take care. Your ex-wife.” Now she’s capitalizing on her newfound fame with a scent called Divorce. It comes in a black bottle with ‘Divorce’ scribbled on the front.
* I get the feeling their marriage is in trouble.
* “Divorce – You’ll notice the difference. The irreconcilable difference.”
* Don’t drink it – it’ll leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
* Men already have a scent called Divorce. It smells like scotch and Costco hamburgers.
* 26 children! How is that not a reality show on TLC? They could call it “Sheikhin’ the Babies” or something.