DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “I Began Training For A Bikini Contest At 49”
2. “Cottage Cheese Ice Cream Is Better Than We Expected”
3. “Self-Medicating Gorillas May Hold New Drug Clues”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “15-Year-Old Breaks His Own Jenga Stacking Records, Inspires Hallmark Film”