CHINESE MAN INHALES COCKROACH IN HIS SLEEP

A Chinese man who felt something crawling up his nose one night noticed he had particularly bad breath for three days before discovering he had a cockroach stuck in his trachea. The 58-year-old man from Haikou said that, as he was sleeping, he woke up with a strange sensation that something was crawling up his nose. Then he felt something go down his throat, so he started coughing, but nothing came out so he just went back to sleep. The following day, he forgot about it and went about his business until he realized he had particularly bad breath. Even after three days, his breath still smelled disgusting, and he also started coughing up yellow sputum, so he decided to seek medical help. He got a chest CT scan which found a shadow, indicating that a foreign object had become stuck there. Using a bronchoscope, the doctor found the object to be a little winged critter. He pulled the bug out from the man’s trachea and the bad breath disappeared completely shortly after. The 58-year-old man made a full recovery and was discharged the next day.
* And the ladies are just lining up to kiss him!
* Until the eggs hatch.
* He didn’t need a bronchoscope, he needed a bottle o’ Scope.
* Time to stop eating snacks in bed.
* Makes you wonder if Willie Nelson ever inhaled a roach.